sleep-justsleep-wakeup: calliopestorres: HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
is it weird that everytime i watch gilmore girls, rory makes me want to be a better student?!
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. don’t back out now u pussy
tessagray: whatever america u might get the tmi premiere 2 days before the rest of the world but u still don’t get kinder eggs
manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t. “I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
zoidberger: she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts because we are both unable to afford a full outfit of clothing
brandnewswastikas: Real men cry with their eyes open so they can still check out any hot chicks that happen to pass by.
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
h4tsunemiku: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
You know what, I think that the hardest part for me was knowing that there’s a...– John O’Callaghan In my latest interview found at alterthepress.com (via supernovaecastaway)