May 2013
sleep-justsleep-wakeup:
calliopestorres:
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
5 tags
is it weird that everytime i watch gilmore girls, rory makes me want to be a better student?!
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
tessagray:
whatever america u might get the tmi premiere 2 days before the rest of the world but u still don’t get kinder eggs
manicpixiedeathbitch:
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
yunoeatyourbroccoli:
theguiltydufresne:
nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.
“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
zoidberger:
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts because we are both unable to afford a full outfit of clothing
brandnewswastikas:
Real men cry with their eyes open so they can still check out any hot chicks that happen to pass by.
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
h4tsunemiku:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
sherlockintheshire:
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
“You know what, I think that the hardest part for me was knowing that there’s a...”
– John O’Callaghan In my latest interview found at alterthepress.com (via supernovaecastaway) 